OH NO! Sketchy has lost all of his sketches! They’ve been scattered across different dimensions and time! Only brave anons like you can collect them!

100 Sketchy 3-frame gifs will be released
Distribution will be a series of give aways, scavenger hunts, and auctions
There is no utility, no white paper, and no road map; this is my personal silly art project—be apart of it if you’d like :3
Every piece is 1:1 hand drawn
I will not have a discord community because to be quite honest the idea of being a discord mod makes me want to kill myself

Morning. Time for my daily affirmations. I’m so pretty. I’m so pretty. I’m the prettiest girl alive. I’m so pretty. Fluoride toothpaste. SSRI. Birth control. Masturbate with CUMBLASTER9000 vibrator. Jackhammer my bean. No man could ever. Shower. Layers of makeup to cover wrinkles. Feed cat organic bison meat. I prepare my vegan JUST Egg (Water,…

March 15, 2024

Best Worst Day

T-minus 3 weeks till the road trip and wedding. I’ve been chatting with this girl for over 2 months now. I am giddy bro. We’ve been texting everyday nearly non-stop. Gm and gn messages. Memes back and forth. Phone calls. Physique posting. Videos sent. Inside jokes. Feel like I am at the doorsteps of something…

January 24, 2024

Writer’s Block

I am in a writer’s block. 10 half-baked posts sitting dusty on my hard drive like condoms in a BAYC holder’s bathroom drawer. These unpublished blog posts don’t feel striking or interesting enough to post. Then I bricked my computer. Clean slate. Looking back, it was a relieving feeling. The post about my family’s first…

November 30, 2023

Intrusive Thoughts

I noticed a man stalking me as I was parallel parking across the street from one of my favorite coffee shops. Only thing standing between me, an overpriced dirty chai latte, and a green suede couch was this man. He adorns a retro Pittsburgh Steelers jacket and is leaning on a crutch. It is like…

September 26, 2023

Dandelions

One of my first memories was at my parent’s first house. Summertime. Brightest day ever. Kept my left eye closed and my right squinted to the point I could barely see through my eyelashes. Hunter shooting through the brush. There was a sea of yellow in our front yard—dandelions everywhere. It made me feel like…

August 14, 2023

Sketchy Place

OH NO! Sketchy has lost all of his sketches! They’ve been scattered across different dimensions and time! Only brave anons like you can collect them!

Ode to Girlbosses

Best Worst Day

There Was Once a Fox and He Was Loved

Writer’s Block

Intrusive Thoughts

Dandelions